Basic Info

Crispin is a 17-year-old author from the North-East of the South-West of England. He got his start writing Minecraft fanfiction for a Year 5 English assessment where he was promptly told off in front of the class for “not taking the test seriously". Ever since then, he has been determined to prove that yes, he IS a competent writer and even the former writer of Minecraft fanfictions can be passable.
Crispin grew up enjoying stories of all kinds, usually ones where people wander around outside a lot. Crispin tries to wander around outside as much as possible. He loves to write in Comic Sans MS but he was advised not to do that for any of his books, even it that would be really funny. He currently lives in the annex of his Mum’s house with a very peculiar cat. Oh, and his family too. Can’t forget those guys.

Shoe-Size: 5

Hand-Size: Fingers can span 7 white piano notes (extra small)

Zodiac: Caprisun

Favourite Drink: Water

Favourite Food: Croquette (Cheese & Ham)

Football Team: Local-Town's (You wouldn't know 'em...) (England) Benfica (Portugal)

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Fact Or Fiction (Crispin Edition)

Fact: Crispin learned to play violin and piano throughout his schooling years.

Fact: Crispin put his hand up with correct answers the most out of any student in his GCSE computer science class despite having the worst grades in his A Level class the year after.

Fiction: Like his name implies, Crispin's hair is naturally curly.

Fact: Crispin gets up when he wants. (Except on Wednesdays when he's rudely awakened by the the dustmen.)

Fiction: Crispin loves the taste of chicken!

Fact: Crispin is older than 100% of toddlers.

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Crispin's Chocolate Box Of Selections

The Shapeshifter And Unleashed Series - Ali Sparkes

Warrior Cats: The Prophecies Begin - Erin Hunter

Penpal - Dathan Auerbach

Am I Normal Yet? - Holly Bourne

The Darkest Part Of The Forest - Holly Black

King Arthur And His Knights Of The Roundtable - Roger Lancelyn Green

Dracula - Bram Stoker (I gotta have one pretentious book on here, okay).

Of Mice And Men - John Steinbeck (Okay, maybe 2).

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Emergency Crispin Checklist

1. Lover of lights and good mood lighting? Yes.

2. Asking to go home every 5 minutes and 46 seconds? Yes.

4. Three? No.

If Crispin persists, please contact your closest Crispin Ashe specialist. Thankyou!