McDonald's sells burgers.
They also sell fries.
This is Sam Moss. Sam Moss works at McDonald's. He is a model employee, showing up 5 years early at 1am before his shift. He then works flawlessly for hours, giving everyone the correct food and being friendly to customers. The customers love him, sometimes going to McDonalds just so they can be served by Samuel Spagnum Moss. Sam Moss then stays over time every day, cleaning every kitchen utensil and all the aparatus until they're so clean they could be mistaken for new. Samuel Moss then goes home and prays to the Donald McDonald shrine in his room before going to sleep and dreaming a brilliant burger-and-fries dream.